Did you ever notice all the things us students miss out on that teachers just happen to have? For example, those sleek, slim laptops they parade around the school. Remember when Kevin Rudd promised all year 9 students laptop computers. I wonder how many of you received yours. Actually, our all powerful dominators decided to keep the money from those laptops for themselves and make various computer rooms around the school that will not benefit us when we leave but them when they stay!

Now listen carefully and think hard about what I’m about to tell you. These cunning monsters are always lurking. Waiting around every corner for us to innocently stroll along so they can verbally abuse us about the section of our shirts we missed when last tucking them in. They creep and crawl around the classroom anticipating the ring of a phone just for the satisfaction of giving us a detention.

In their air conditioned staffroom on their luxurious lounges they plot against us, thinking of ways to squeeze our great ideas out of us and claim them as their own like the deceitful plague they are! Still not convinced? Well think about this. Where do you think all our school fees go? They don’t go towards resources at our disposal, pens for our writing, paper for our words. No, our parent’s hard earned money goes straight into these disreputable fools’ pockets! Yes, we are PAYING for them to boss us around, lower our self-worth, take away our pride, without actually teaching us anything useful!

It is our time. Our time to join forces and rise up against our almighty enemy! Rise up against those sadistic, vile skeezes that force us to do things against our will. Like animals, we obey but enough is enough! Join me, brothers and sisters, in the most epic and memorable coo this world has ever seen! This is the day when students will once and for all defeat their teachers!