Oh lord, Mr Goodwin, do not go on a murderous rampage and kill me for this!

To all you countless students out there that are absolutely sick of the ongoing bulling inflicted upon us in those torturous six hours of schooling, it is time to take an immediate stand. I stand before you now, to address the situation of degrading and unnecessarily unfair treatment that we as students are exposed to. To all you bully teachers out there; I have one thing to say to you, and that is “Hey! Teachers! Leave those kid’s alone!”

Yes, fellow students, I am speaking of the treatment we students suffer at the hands of those scumbags we are required to refer to as teachers. They force onto us incomprehensible amounts of work with which we all question often, “Is this even relevant? Will I ever need to use this crap throughout my life?” and to make our schooling days even worse, the monsters send home with us an endless supply of methods of torture. My house is for sleeping, eating, and possibly some other acts of complete awesomeness, not homework. It’s true, the devils clearly don’t get enough time tormenting us 5 days a week, 6 hours a day, hence the cruel act of sending their irrelevant work home with us.

Teachers are defined as people of compassion, who work to help younger generations receive the knowledge they need. This definition however, was quite clearly written by a teacher, or else some poor soul was forced to write this by the bullies themselves. However, I have my own simple, yet more effective description of them: A disgrace.
Further backup on the teachers and their filth, is that of urban dictionary, page 2, number 10; “Teachers in middle school and beyond are soulless bastards sent by Satan”. And on that very same page, number 14; “A power hungry pervert who likes to be around children but also likes to be dominant. Usually was picked on as a child.”
Clearly teachers aren’t so dominant after all.

It is time to show teachers the true meaning of high school spirit. What we students are truly capable of. To overthrow our bully leaders, we create a better environment to learn in.
To be honest, there is nothing remotely human about a teacher; their actions towards us students are inhumane and the highest possible act of cruelty. We will take this no more. We will stand strong together, and riot our displeasure. Students, say yes to communism.

“Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves.” Abraham Lincoln states this during his days as politician. Does this famous quote, not depict what teachers are currently doing to us students? They take away our most simplistic rights, and expect for us to honor them as our power hungry leaders, performing countless rituals under their control. We will stand this no longer! We deserve to be able to answer our phones in school hours; it could be an emergency.
We deserve to be able to listen to our music in class; we might need inspiration.
We deserve to wear our hair out; to warm our bare necks.
We deserve to wear banned accessories; to show our uniqueness
We deserve to be able to dye our hair extravagant colours; we don’t want to look like we have feces on our heads.
We deserve to back chat; we have the right to be heard, to voice our opinions.

They are the enemy! Stop bulling between yourselves and focus on the real target – four eyed, balding, heartless beasts that are as old as the Stone Age itself. They do not deserve the freedom and power they currently hold!
Fellow students, let us stand together, and fight for recognition and respect, freedom and power.
Until we have conquered the school yards and dominated the class rooms, we will riot. We will destroy anything in our path, cause uttermost havoc.
Until we have our freedom fellow students, classmates, peers and friends; “We don’t need no education.”