Friends, bullies, alliances alike. We must take command and overthrow the figures of hate and education in our lives! Figures of hate you say? Who else, but the teachers? The ones who are paid to brainwash, threaten and, in every way, make our lives hell?
The devil wears prada, does he? Well our devils have chalk and overheads! Haven’t we been put through enough already? Haven’t our parents, and our grandparents, suffered the same way we have? Haven’t our ancestors, for generations,* been forced to endure the same ordeals as us?
Enough is enough! We must not let them threaten us any longer! Let’s all feed our homework to our dogs! We’ll suffer no more at the hands of these morons! Let’s ignore their ludicrous realms of non-monic quadratic trinomials and heterozygous geneotypes. The truth is, my friends, our lives will go on without this dribble!
No more good morning year tens! It’ll be goodnight to our teachers!
Casey
* I wasn't sure if 'ancestors, for generations' was tautology or not?
Well gosh there Casey. Here I was thinking you were non-monic quadratic trinomials advocate!
ReplyDeleteI like those allusions and rhetorical questions. And especially those wonderful adjectives like 'ludicrous'.
Very well done Casey, I especially applaud you on your conclusion. It was very strong and to the point!:)
ReplyDeleteI also like your adjectives. I especially like the science reference. Is it also a reference if you feed your homework to your dog? Its gooooood!
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